![]() Which leaves a lot to be desired.It’s a bit bland, and at times has a sharply legumed, herbivorous aftertaste. But these tantalizing touches don’t last long, and the flavor of each mouthful dims to a meek cocoa powder afterglow, because blinking out completely, leaving 3-5 less comfortable chews for purely the dinner table vegetable-floured base flavor. It’s oily and fudgy, kind of like chocolate no-bake cookies. When you first taste each quirky quadrilateral, the chocolate taste is quite uniquely pleasant. Which is unfortunate, because while the Dark Chocolate Artisan squares do one thing right, they could use significant improvement elsewhere.įirst off: the dark chocolate. Where most premium/handcrafted/luxury/artisan cereals have more flavorful forces at work than a vape convention, the squares power this cereal alone. So with careful portion control, I’ll try and make my taste test long enough to get a good read (gotta turn off the Kirby function first).Įqually shocking is how CC’s DS DCAC only has one type of piece. ![]() I’m not sure if it’s designed to be mixed in with yogurt or smoothies, but it hardly makes a modest bowl alone-unless I’m meant to load a magazine of them into my breakfast cannon and go off. The cereal’s Golden Grahamic, ridged squares come in a shockingly small package. And along with the cocoa fruit? Hand me a dinner Pop-Tart, because I’m set, baby. I heard Italian cereal is that real good, deep-dish stuff.īut unlike Diet Coke and its artificial ilk, Catalina Crunch DITCH SUGAR (which I could tattoo on my knuckles) is non-calorically sweetened with plant-derived stevia, meaning this cereal is practically a vegetable. Full disclosure, I received this sample from Catalina Snacks, and I chose to review it fairly as a way to diversify my cereal coverage-and hopefully reach internationally soon. This is tough, because this is not the kind of cereal I usually review here-sure, I’ve tackled healthy cereals, but no sugar? That’s like eating a hot dog bun with just ketchup. “Oh, cereal? That old fuddy-duddy?” I chuckle, as I sunbathe alarmingly bronzed and sunglassed before taking a swig of milk from a neon pink thermos, “For a hip, working fella like myself, only Diet Cereal will do. It’s sugar-free, and isn’t that just sweet?Īs my smiling commercial fantasy fades out, I’m left with the lucidly real task of reviewing Catalina Crunch’s DITCH SUGAR (as it’s stylized) Dark Chocolate Artisan Cereal.
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